I love shoes. My Middle-Cat has lots of shoes and sometimes I get to try them on. The Middle-Cat's feet are bigger than mine, so her shoes always fit on my feet.
The Middle-Cat only has two feet and so she only buys one pair of each of the shoes she buys.
The trouble is I have four feet and when I want to go out, I have to wear two different pairs; which is a bit of a fashion faux-pas.
I need to convince the Middle-Cat to buy more shoes; or at least two sets of each pair she buys.