I'm not sure what the Middle-Cat is using for shampoo!!

She's in Toronto this week for a work trip and I saw this photo of the conference she is at. I think my eyes are starting to go bad (I am 16-and-a-half, you know) but I think the Middle-Cat's hair has turned green.

Let me know if that is what you see too.

Blink, blink, blink.

PK

I'm a little pissed off.

Okay, what is a girl-cat to do?

First, about a month ago, the big-cats packed up all my stuff into boxes, then put me in a little cage, and then drove me (in a car!!) to a brand new house....then they had three smelly men make a lot of noise unloading my stuff into a much smaller two story townhouse. Oh and the things these smelly men said about me...

And before I could get settled in the new place, two teenage girls came and lived at my house; and they had the temerity to want to play with me (can you imagine). I've even heard that they posted some on-line slander about me after I told them to mind their own business. Hisssss!!!

Then after the little-girls left my new house, the middle-cat invited everyone she knew over to drink beer and eat my cheese (oh, all that gooey St Andre's cheese going to waste on those non-furred two-legged-ers).

Then, I expected all to be good but no, the big-cats left me alone in the house for about 77 cat-days....er, rather not alone, I could have handled that. But no, every couple days the big-cats had some stranger come into my house... and she tried to be my friend...as if that was going to happen. I pooped on the carpet to show her what I thought.

So today, when the big-cats finally came home, I hissed at them for about fifteen minutes before I came out from under the bed. I did miss them, but I wanted to make a point...they seem to have taken me for granted this last month or so.

So, what is a girl-cat to do. Do I hiss and make up? Or do I just hiss?
PK

PS Either way, I think I may leave them a treasure or two in their shoes tonight.

Meet my cousin Leilani

My big-cats are in Hawaii and they met my cousin tonight as the sun set. Leilani was out hunting when she stopped by to say "Aloha."

I think I'm the prettier cat but Leilani did take advantage of some good lighting for this photo.
PK

Cat Safety Video

Since my big-cats are away this week, I wanted to post this safety video for all of those who may think of coming over to visit me while the big-cats are away. Please watch this before trying to make friends with me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYM-B9jAflM&feature=player_embedded

Peace, out
P-kitty

PS A special shout out to Mika for bringing this public safety video to my attention.

Changing things up!

Since my big-cats are away, I decided to take things into my own paws. My previous blog format was soooooo 2009. And, as you know, I'm all about style.

So, at my house party last night (that will teach the big-cats for leaving me), I met this cool-cat named Patches who is a genius with a mouse (the computer kind).

Et voila! I'm a 2010 girl-cat now. What do you think?
PK

I want one!!!

I promise I would walk it, and pet it, and look at it every day.
PK

PS Thanks Blondie for the link.

Ari Gold should represent me

My big-cats like to watch the show "Entourage." I like to check it out because I'm convinced that Ari should represent me for my acting career. I would be perfect as the "Face of Fancy Feast."

I would work for product so I hope Ari would accept a % in Fancy Feast.

My big-cats say that I have a face that everyone would love; plus my stripes are slimming so I'd look good on camera.
PK

PS Did you know that Ari Gold's character is based on a real life person, who just happens to be the brother of President Obama's chief of staff?