Ari Gold should represent me

My big-cats like to watch the show "Entourage." I like to check it out because I'm convinced that Ari should represent me for my acting career. I would be perfect as the "Face of Fancy Feast."

I would work for product so I hope Ari would accept a % in Fancy Feast.

My big-cats say that I have a face that everyone would love; plus my stripes are slimming so I'd look good on camera.
PK

PS Did you know that Ari Gold's character is based on a real life person, who just happens to be the brother of President Obama's chief of staff?

Whistler

Well, the big-cats have done it. They've gone and bought a little house in Whistler. See the pictures here:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=121909&id=551866822&l=fe76bd66ac

I hope they don't expect me to get in the car for two hours and drive up to Whistler with them; because I won't. I'd rather stay home and get some sleep than be eaten by a bear.

My biggest concern about this whole venture is who is going to give me Fancy Feasts when the big-cats are up at Whistler.

I guess I'll need to be nicer to my niece Brenna. Next time she visits me, I won't even hiss at her....maybe.
PK

PS Photo credit goes to Tom Ryan. Great photographer, good dancer, friend of pugs, and never been hissed at by me.

Why I Don't Give a Meow About Twitter

My Middle-Cat came home a few weeks ago all excited because she finally figured out how to use Twitter. She went on and on about Tweeting, Tweeps and hashtags and used a lot of other weird words.

I was interested at first because I thought it had something to do with birdies. You know how I love little birdies. Especially ones with broken wings.

But she wasn't talking about birds at all. Middle-Cat was talking about a website. I don't get it... why would she want to spend more time on the computer when she could be brushing my fur or giving me a Fancy Feast?

Okay, Tweeps, who's got my back?
PK

A nice, quiet weekend

Well, the big-cats are away this weekend in Whistler, which means I will be able to catch up on my sleep.

Since the big-cats won’t be here on Friday, I tried to get Friday’s Fancy Feast on Thursday night in addition to Thursday’s Fancy Feast…but it didn’t work. So I tried to get Friday’s Fancy Feast on Friday morning (makes sense to me) but it still didn’t work.

But I think my wonderful niece Brenna is going to come visit me on Saturday to make sure I have water and food. Maybe if I don’t hiss at her right away, I might get both Friday and Saturday’s Fancy Feasts when she comes by.

And I have her Backyardigans DVD…if I don’t get what I want, it might just get scratched.
PK

PS If I don’t end up blogging this weekend, you’ll know why (see attached picture).

My little friend Brenna

The big-cats had 35 of their friends and family over for dinner last night. I did the smart thing and hid upstairs until they had all gone.

Brenna (one of the big-cats' nieces) left me a Fancy Feast as a peace offering/present. The Fancy Feast had spinach in it...something I don't normally have...I mean come on, I'm a carnivore not a vegetarian.

The big-cats gave this veggie infused Fancy Feast for dinner tonight and it was really good...I could not stop eating it. See for yourself. Thankfully my friend Jacob brought four more of these special FFs. So I will have more later this week.

Thanks J & B, you can come over any time.
PK

Mulroney vs Schreiber

I wish that I had a casual friend that would give me $225,000 in cash; and that the government would then give me $2.1-million for calling me names.

That would buy me a lot of Fancy Feast.

I'm sick of this circus and wish there was another way to settle things once and for all.

Hmmmm,
PK

It's summer time....

and this weekend my big-cats are having a barbeque to celebrate Mama-Heisig having moved to town. As a result, there are going to be a lot of people over at our house on Sunday.

I may take a page from this cat and take a bunch of cans upstairs (in my case, Fancy Feast) and hide out until the barbeque is over.

PK

PS I hope it is sunny on Sunday...because if it's raining, everyone will have to be inside and some of the kids may wander upstairs to say hi to me. That wouldn't be good....